Thursday, October 30, 2014

Welcome to stupid facts !
This one wont be that stupid actually?

On september 17 apple has released the newest software iOS 8 which needs 4,8 GB of your storage to update your lovely iPhone. Unluckily for those who took too many photos you forced to buy new phone with bigger memory or other option  by deleting your stuffs.


There may not be many differences between this latest iOS  and the previous one, but here is some undocumented features you should know before downloading this software


1. Siri has grown up!

Faster voice recognition  
Congratulation you dont have to repeat the same sentences for like 20 times. Siri has learned a lot from users complains. Siri will give you immediate responses to what you say

Use Siri to download apps  
Siri allows you to download app in AppStore

Identify song 
If you ask siri "what song is playing"  Siri will listen to the song and use shazam to identify the song as long as the sound is clear enough to  be heard by siri, you guys don't have to search it manually by typing the lyric and search it on your browser.


2. Safari's new abilities

Credit card scanning
Safari now able to scan your credit card while purchasing something on-line rather than entering your credit card number manually, helpful isn't it

Request web on safari desktop
Safari will save your most opened website on safari's desktop so you dont have to open it manually (be careful while opening porn site okay)


3. Camera

Time-collapse mode
Gurlssss hurryyy update your phone for a better camera features! You now can do time-collapse photo which take a series of photo and collapse it into a time-collapse, but you can also do it manually by choosing and putting the photo you have taken.

Panoramic mode on iPad
iPad can do panoramic photo. Time to delete all panoramic apps!


4. Photo

Smarter photo album

Hide photo or video or moments

Black and white

going to update this post soon.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

How To Survive a Night Walk (based on true story)




              Hello people all over the world! Today im gonna be teaching you how to survive a night walk. But, first of all lemme tell you my own experience about an extraordinary Night walk while im telling you the lessons…..
There you go..
(be careful, when you read the story don not do something suspicious or unreasonable. All thing that’ll happened immediately is out of my responsibility because nothing is gonna happen so then I have nothing to do with it)
It was on 18th June to 21st June I was joining a camp program named Energy Camp (wow sounds energic) the moment happened on the last night of it. I never been this excited before because this is my freaking first experience on a wild night walk (don’t take that as a nasty story you dirty minded creature!!!).The elders gave us a wood and we have to write our hesitation. I really love this part because it was like im writing a diary on a wood. We have to tske the wood everywhere we go and make sure the tint aint fading then they told us to bring some explorer things such gloves, hat, and yeah whatsoever I don’t remember that’s not the point don’t be mad at me. Can we just continue to the story?!.
Okay.
               I got an idea to bring my phone but what that got to do with me there? Taking selfies in a pitch black condition? It doesn’t make sense so I left it on the campsite. Me and my team were the lucky number one, so we were the first team who walk. I never thought the Night walk would be this terrifying, I mean what we’re getting inside a forest. I can’t imagine this kind of situation is finally happening in my life. I should’ve bring my phone I can turn on the auto blitz and take some photos out here, man my life sucks like really

#1 RULE NUMBER ONE
don’t trust your mind.
even a very simple thing can affect your life. For example your  phone. Just in case when you have kids and you told them your experience with night walk and they ask you “is that true? How do you proof it to us? You got some photos of it?” you got no photos cs you left your phone on the campsite, now your kids think you’re a liar.
             

                It was so dark out here and the worst part a team can only bring one flashhhliightttt. Everyone on the team brought a flashlight but we only use one? The elders were fooling us. Im on the backside of the line I cant see maann the other girls are too girly they afraid they scream they terrified. So am i. but im not a coward so I walk on the backside of the line. It’s like im walking blinds. M eyes are widely open but I cant see anything. Now I realize I shouldn’t take a risk to walk on the backside of the line.

#2 RULE NUMBER TWO

Don’t ever walk on the backside of the line.


1. You’ll be the first person that missing, maybe a ghost kidnap you
2. You’ll be left behind because your feet stuck on a wood or you lost your team
3. The person who hold the flashlight is always the person on the front-side of the line so this situation is making you wont be able to see as much as your friends do.


               After we walked or about a thousand miles, we’re getting into a swamp. The water is quite high it hit my knees and the more we walk the more it was getting higher till it sink a half of my body. Damn ! thanks god I don’t bring my phone. What am I supposed to do if I bring my phone and the water hit my trousers’ pocket and I cant save my phone. That’d be a big problem.

#3 RULE NUMBER THREE
Don’t trust Rule Number One.
I bet you just re-read rule number one
what? Now your eyes are frowned because you don’t understand
Haha
The point is I know taking photo is necessary, but what if the phone itself broken. And it messes your mind. You don’t know what will going through the night walk you’ll get into a swamp or you have to swim through a river so I suggest you to not bring any electronic gadgets unless its water resist.  


               Halfway my team realize we cant continue because its too dangerous we don’t know how high the water will be if we keep walking. We decided to find another solution. I saw a big fallen trunk beside me, at the first time I don’t recognize it because it was dark and I was confused everything is wet and yeah, D I S G U S T I N G. I told my team to get on the trunk and walk on it. Yeah! It works!! We passed the ewww swamp (eww means I cant stands it was too eww)

#4 RULE NUMBER FOUR
consider the object around you.

What if I didn’t see any trunk and we keep walking in the swamp and we all die because the swamp eat us?? That’s why in a night walk you must note everything you see and consider every responsibilities to walk in a safer way.


               After we passed the eeeww swamp we got a clue of the night walk path. We have to pass the weeds by crawling. It was a hard think to do because the weeds scared me a lot. Im afraid a king cobra will suddenly show up and bite my cheeky cheeks. I think it is better to crawling back to you rather than crawling though the weeds….

#5 RULE NUMBER FIVE
Clue from the elders are bound to be foll

owed.
they create the path they create the rules. They are the one who know the way to get over the night walk you have to do every single thing they said. Maybe if I don’t crawl some Indians will shot me right in the face, who knows??


               Next we walk on a very small road with trees everywhere my friends on the front-side of the line shouted when they see something on the way like “there’s a hole be aware” “watch out don’t walk on the right-side, you’ll fall into a deep gap” yeah like that. There’s a moment when they walk too fast, it was so dark I can hardly see why don’t they walk slowly what if I’m gone I just really want to punch them. YES!! Another clue from the elders. Our team have to take the bottle that hanged on the tree. What the freak the tree is high as freak I have no clue how we can get to it. Its 23 pm we cant climb the tree it was too dark. We were all trying to figure it out how to take the bottle. At last we find a way to take the bottle. My friends lifted one of my friend and he tried to reach the bottle while I was holding all of their hesitation woods. He tried his’ best but he was getting slowler and I realize there’s something wrong with him I stand a little bit far from them because im afraid he’ll fall right at me and IT HAPPENED he fell! We were all freaking out and screamed for help. They took him to the campsite and here we were trying to reach the bottle, next my other friend lifted up to the tree. She bitten the rope but she fell the difference was she wasn’t fainting hahahaha LOL kinda awkward a boy is fainting when a girl is not. I guess the rule has changed now LOL. This is our last chance to take the bottle my friend lifted again to the tree and he pulled the rope really strong and yeah we got the bottle! I can feel the joy of teamwork at the moment. We hugged each other.

#6 RULE NUMBER SIX
Teamwork is everything that matters.
My team cant get the bottle if we didtn work together as a team. I cant lift myself up to the tree by my own. We need other people’s help as well to succeed

#7 RULE NUMBER SEVEN
Do not give up.
we have failed twice. But we don’t give up. And look we finna made it, nothing is worthless to do.


               We continued to walk and got another clue we have to squatting to the hosue. This clue doesn’t make sense I mean why do we have to squatting. Lol.
We did it we passed all the obstacles.
What happened with the hesitation wood? We break it as we break our hesitations
Woooohoooo there are 7 rules to survive in a night walk, thanks for visiting my blog



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Monday, May 26, 2014

Aku Rapopo Means In Real Life

It's 28th May,  and it's  a free day in indonesia . That's why I'm spending my day to fill my blog with fun things!
Maybe some of you have ever heard the word "Aku Rapopo" and trying to figure it out what's the meaning of it? Now I'm gonna tell everything I know based on datas and my experience. This is a new slang word in indonesia, well not that new but popular in 2012-now

Started from the botttom,
Aku Rapopo is derived from java language. Aku and Rapopo which means "me" "okay" but some people define its "me" and "fake okay" people put :') emoji to make it looks realistic (this is lol) ummm and also Aku Rapopo expressed with a lot of styles.

Why do people say Aku Rapopo?

There are a lot of case  about Aku Rapopo, not the word actually but the case that caused someone shouts "Aku Rapopo"
Here it is

1. The person is desperate of love,
for example you love a girl but she loves another man or even she loves your fucking best friend and it tears you down but you can't do anything so you're just standing there and "Aku Rapopo"

2. You're having a bad day,
getting luck less than bad luck Brian . Have you ever faced a  very unlucky day but you believe god is there watching you and god is going to help you somehow but the miracle  ain't coming till you step on a shit and getting punched by and old mad guy, and everything you do is making it worse  the last thing you can do is saying "Aku Rapopo"

3.  School tests
School tests and examination is a fucking serious life struggle dude, the school tests problems that caused you say "Aku Rapopo" are  :

A. You ain't pass the test , study for your ass off stayed up all night to get lucky  but you still didn't freaking pass the test
B. Someone cheats on you but the person get higher score than you (I mean how could it be, it's a hella unfair!!!!!!)
C. When the teacher got you cheating and it's haunting you all the day event they moth the year. Worst. All the rest of your life
D. When you forget to bring your  school accessories loft example your correction pen and you have to lined the wrong answer make it looks dirty as shit, THE WORST PART IS your teacher minus your score (I know this is tiring )

4. When you cant have the thing you want
IIn my opinion, the suckest feeling  in this world is when you're chasing for something you know exactly you can't have, but you keep chasing it for nothing. You just don't want to stop till you get       constipated with it (what??!!)

How to avoid "Aku Rapopo"

"Aku Rapopo" is a poisonous word. Once you said that you probably can't stop saying it. You can't rewind in real life so be careful. The answer to avoid "Aku Rapopo" is... Nothing you probably can't but threre'd a secret  way., this is one of the secretest things in this world for me

The secret way is....
Don't  feel. Feelings caused you pain. Pain build you madness. Madness makes you desperate stressed you  and you can do nothing but "Aku Rapopo"



That's it . All I can do to help you to survive in this life , bye!!
#doesntmakesense #AkuRapopo









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I SAID THAT .